“Bev Allen is married and mother of two adult children……”
Or, Bev is a crazy old woman who writes weird short stories about things like a bloke having sex with his garden pond and, when she has remembered her medication, sci-fic/fantasy adventures liberally laced with soldiers.
She has a fondness for soldiers which should not be taken to mean she stands on street corners in garrison towns.
The sex with a pond story is in “A Solemn Curfew and other Dark Tales” available on Amazon.
There are others in there, one about cheese, another about custard creams and the title story has mushrooms.